Bettina Lamprecht
Nude

Porcelain skin, a veil of dark chocolate hair, and a willowy figure that moves with liquid grace, Bettina Lamprecht appears to be a photograph of a 1920s Zeigfeld girl come to life, though this Teutoninc temptress is as modern as they come. And come they do–her fans, that is, though Bettina’s only busted out but once on film. After a stint as a featured player on the German comedy sketch series Switch in 1999, Bettina confined her work exclusively to television. Her only tubular, boobular appearance on the boob tube was in 2006, when she guest starred on the comedy show Ladyland as a character named Silke, which, according to Mr. Skin’s eyes, surely referred to the smooth, succulent scoopage on her chest!